When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Watching her eat just hurts me
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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