Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's blow job season.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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