When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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