So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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