its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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