Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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