I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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