Do you still have your period?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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