3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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