i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
