David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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