problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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