i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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