Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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