i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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