Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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