hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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