So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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