I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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