Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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