We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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