going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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