Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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