take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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