so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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