So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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