I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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