Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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