you guys were way drunker than both of me
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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