Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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