you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
