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  i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?

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  Stay away from his face.

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  so i go for his dick?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged

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  just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!

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• (585): View more from New York

  Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.

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