you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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