Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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