For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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