I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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