used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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