@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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