This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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