it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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