Me too!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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