Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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