porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize