Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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