your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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