i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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