I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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