You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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