Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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