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• (810): View more from Michigan

  did you make any bad decisions?

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  many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that

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• (406): View more from Montana

  we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...

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  Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin

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• (925): View more from California

  After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'

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• (315): View more from New York

  Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"

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• (626): View more from California

  Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara

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