i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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