I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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