apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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