The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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