super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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