The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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