I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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