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you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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